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I need to live in the country. Or solitary confinement.

October 27, 2011, 11:16 am

Show of hands. How many of you live out in the middle of nowhere and your nearest neighbor is 3 hours by covered wagon (if all the axles are working) or at least 17 hours on foot if the wagon is down...

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Monday Dare: Harv let me out of my cage

October 31, 2011, 11:06 am

Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the full list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: I don’t even know. I’m sorry....

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Friends don’t let friends drink and text

November 3, 2011, 11:56 am

I try never, ever, ever to start a story with Well, what happened was….. or So, here’s the thing….. because invariably, anything that comes afterwards will be embarrassing, possibly illegal, or told...

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Monday Dare: This urge overtakes everyone, yes?

November 7, 2011, 11:32 am

Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the full list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Refrain from thievery One of...

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Monday Dare: Yes, you too may use this idea

November 14, 2011, 11:59 am

Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the full list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Read gooder books Hi. It’s good...

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Monday Dare: I should probably just stop talking

December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm

Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the full list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Parenting skills. Get some....

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Yes, it’s good news. No, I’m not having a baby.

December 8, 2011, 9:40 am

When friends tell me their awesome news, I make it a point to let them know I am FUCKING EXCITED. I widen my eyes, open my mouth into an “O,” and put my hands up. It probably looks like I’m about to...

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(Giveaway) Y’all, I’m in a book

January 5, 2012, 9:42 am

I wish we all lived closer together. Not in a commune-type situation, but within a fairly small radius so that when one of us has extremely good news, we could call each other up and meet at the...

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Hood Good #1

January 15, 2013, 11:18 am

SOLD OUT ACT FASTER NEXT TIME, THUGS Each month, Flourish in Progress will reveal one custom created, very limited production THUG PENCILS (SET OF 3) $5 PRODUCTION: 50 SETS PERFECT FOR WRITING DOWN...

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Hood Good #2

March 4, 2013, 8:16 am

First things first: If you haven’t checked out the Hustle Hard Interview with Felicity Huffman on love, commitment, and rap music, you totally should. Huffman is legit. Mad respect. ____ Each month,...

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Monday Dare: Hospital gowns are a good look on me

October 17, 2011, 11:51 am

Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the full list of Monday Dares or learn about its origin. This week: Try to get the fuck out of here....

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Monday Dare: Rap Star living….for $100 (UPDATED)

October 24, 2011, 10:46 am

Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the full list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: $100 This is important: If...

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